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"I can see through time, so I think I should go to bed now."

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IT WAS SO GREAT YOU GUYS

LIKE, SUPER GREAT

I WENT AROUND OXFORD STREET TO DO SOME STUFF FOR WORLD PRIDE 2012 AND I GOT LOTS OF SMILES AND A FEW HIGH-FIVES AND LOTS OF PEOPLE CAME UP TO ME TO ASK ME STUFF AS I WAS WALKING AROUND HANDING FLYERS TO THE BUSINESSES ON THE PARADE ROUTE AND I THINK I LEGIT EDUCATED SOME PEOPLE!!!!!!

THE BEST WAS THIS ONE OLD LADY WHO CAME UP TO ME AND AT FIRST WAS LIKE “ARE YOU A MAN?” AND I SMILED AND WAS LIKE “WELL, IF YOU WOULD LET ME, I WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT GENDER IDENTITY, GENDER EXPRESSION, AND WHY FEMINISM REMAINS TO BE EXTREMELY RELEVANT” AND SHE WAS SO SWEET, SHE LISTENED AND TOOK A FLYER AND WAS LIKE “OH I NEVER KNEW THAT, THANK YOU! MY GRANDSON IS GAY, AND I WANT TO SUPPORT HIM AND OTHERS AS MUCH AS I CAN. I’M SORRY IF I WAS BEING IGNORANT.” AND I ALMOST CRIED YOU GUYS, SHE WAS SO NICE ABOUT IT EVEN THOUGH I CAN NEVER SHUT UP AND PROBABLY TALKED TOO LONG OMGGGGG I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HERRRRRR

THERE WAS A LOT OF NEGATIVE ATTENTION AND BULLSHIT TOO, BUT I EXPECT THAT/GET THAT EVERY TIME I GO OUT ANYWAY SO IT’S LIKE W/E HATERS SUCK MY DIQ~ THEY’RE JUST MAD THEY DON’T HAVE THIS AWESOME PENCIL SKIRT IN A MEN’S 28 (THEY WOULDN’T LOOK GOOD IN IT ANYWAY, BEING AN IGNORANT SHITHEAD HATER MAKES YOU HIDEOUS AS FUCK NO MATTER WHAT, FACT OF LYFE)

ONE ASSHOLE WAS WALKING AROUND WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND AND HE LAUGHED AND POINTED AT ME AND YELLED “LOOK AT THIS HOMO, DRESSED LIKE A GIRL!” AND I SAID “POINTING OUT THAT I’M DRESSED AS WHAT YOU ARE SOCIALLY CONDITIONED TO BELIEVE IS FEMALE IS IN NO WAY INSULTING OR DEGRADING, BUT YOUR ATTITUDE IS INSULTING AND DEGRADING, YOU SHOW NO UNDERSTANDING OF OR RESPECT FOR ORIENTATION OR GENDER THUS PROVING YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE PIECE OF SHIT, AND YOU MAY WANT TO MIND THE FACT THAT NOT ONLY WERE YOU CREATED BY A WOMAN BUT YOU ARE CURRENTLY STANDING NEXT TO ONE” AND BEFORE HE COULD WALK OVER TO PUNCH ME OR WHATEVER HIS GF STARTED TO YELL AT HIM AND I WALKED AWAY LOL~ 

BUT MAN THE POSITIVE REACTIONS FARRRRR OUTWEIGHED THE NEGATIVE TODAY, SO I HAVE A LITTLE MORE FAITH IN HUMANITY FOR THE TIME BEING

I AM SO TIRED BUT IT WAS SO WORTH IT

FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT!!!!!!

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Loki as a bridesmaid disguising Thor (complete with fake breasts) as a bride. The look of absolute glee on Loki’s face is pretty much the best thing ever. Also this image makes a lot more sense knowing what I now know about LokiCan this happen in the next Avengers movie please?

(Click through for the wiki page which explains more what this is about)

Recently I got to illustrate a story about how awesome Thor is (really, there was no plot. It was just THOR IS SO COOL, LOOK AT HOW COOL HE IS), and this is one of the reference images I found. 

THIS IMAGE IS ALSO USED AS CLEAR REFERENCE FOR A PANEL IN THE MIGHTY THOR COMIC NO. 12.1 JUNE 2012

I AM SO GLAD I CAN TALK ABOUT THOR THINGS WITH PEOPLE NOW OMG

BOTH MYTHOLOGICAL AND COMIC THINGS

I LOVE YOU

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Addicted to Sherlock: Flatshare in London mid September (2012) onwards

sexlock:

Hello, I’m doing this again this time giving far more advanced notice than I did last year.

Looking to see if there are any Tumblrians who’d like to have a flat share. The reason I’m advertising here first is because I rather prefer to share with people who may have similar…

ALL MY FELLOW LONDONERS, HEADS UP!

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http://www.marveltvnews.com/2012/06/06/avengers-emh-officially-cancelled-to-be-replaced-by-avengers-assemble/

GOD DAMMIT NO

THEY’VE CANCELLED EARTH’S GREATEST HEROES FOR SOME MOVIE TIE-IN THING

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO STOP AND CHECK YOURSELF 

STOP AND CHECK YOURSELF!!!!!

I DON’T SEE ANY WASP OR JANE OR MS. MARVEL IN THAT PROMOTIONAL PICTURE! THAT BRINGS IT FROM THREE MAIN CHARACTER LADIES TO ONE! 

YOU ARE GOING BACKWARDS AT THE SPEED OF FUCKING LIGHT!!!! NOT ONLY ARE WASP, JANE, AND MISS MARVEL A FEW OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS EVER EVER EVER, BUT COME THE FUCK ON! 

BLACK WIDOW IS ALWAYS THE ONLY WOMAN PORTRAYED WHEN IT COMES TO AVENGERS STUFF. WE NEED MORE WOMEN AS MAIN CHARACTERS! I HAVE NO DOUBT WE’LL RUN INTO MS. MARVEL AS SOON AS SKRULL/KREE STUFF STARTS SHOWING UP, BUT WHERE IS JANET? OR PEPPER POTTS? OR JANE?

AND SEE, THEY HAD SUCH GREAT CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT ON EMH, HOLY SHIT- THEY HAD THE HULK BEING SWAG, HAWKEYE AND BLACK WIDOW BEING SWAG, EVERYONE BEING SWAG, CAP BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF TONY SWAG (I LOVE TONY BUT HIS ATTITUDE TOWARDS THE MATCH WAS CHARACTER-WISE VERY IMPORTANT!), THOR AND JANE WITH JANE BEING SUCH A SWAG MEDIC I CAN’T EVEN HANDLE IT, MISS FUCKING MARVEL!!!!! KORVAC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 BUT I THINK MOST IMPORTANTLY, THEY BUILT UP THE COLLAPSE OF THE PYM RELATIONSHIP. OH MY GOD LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY FEELS HERE:

IN MY IDEAL AVENGERS CARTOON, IT WOULD BE EARTH’S MIGHTIEST HEROES (EXACTLY THE SAME, BUT NOT CANCELLED) WITH AN EPISODE/ARC WHERE EVERYONE DEALS WITH HANK PYM GOING OFF THE FUCKING DEEP END LIKE IN THE COMICS AND HITTING JANET ACROSS THE FACE LIKE THE INDESCRIBABLE PIECE OF SHIT HE IS

I MEAN, THEY SET IT UP TO HAPPEN! MAYBE THAT HAD A PART IN WHY IT WAS CANCELLED, I HAVE NO IDEA

BUT I WANT A SERIOUS EPISODE WHERE THEY DEAL WITH DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AND I WANT IT TO BASICALLY BE A PSA EPISODE/ARC BECAUSE COME ON WE FUCKING NEED TO CALL ATTENTION TO THIS SHIT, AND IT WOULD BE A NICE CHANGE TO HANDLE IT APPROPRIATELY WITH LASTING EFFECTS ON EVERYONE BUT ESPECIALLY JANET AND HANK AND THE AVENGERS AS A TEAM AND AND AND

THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN BECAUSE IT IS (WAS) A ~KID’S SHOW~ AND APPARENTLY REAL LIFE IS TOO HARSH TO ANIMATE FOR KIDS (LOGIC?????) BUT MAN THIS IS MY FANTASY AND IT CAN BE AS REAL AS I FUCKING WANT IT TO BE

SOME KIDS (LIKE ME AND MY BROTHER DID FOR SO MANY YEARS) DEAL WITH VIOLENCE AT HOME! AND MAYBE IT WOULD BE GOOD TO PUT THAT WHOLE INCIDENT ON THE SHOW TO MAKE PEOPLE THINK AND MAKE KIDS GO “OH I’M NOT ALONE, MY PARENTS AREN’T THE ONLY ONES, IT’S NOT MY FAULT!” BECAUSE I KNOW I COULD HAVE USED THAT AS A KID! IF I SAW ON TELEVISION, ON A SATURDAY MORNING CARTOON OR WHATEVER, THAT IT WASN’T JUST MY PARENTS AND IT WASN’T MY FAULT, THAT WOULD HAVE ACTUALLY PROBABLY IMPROVED MY EARLY CHILDHOOD BY QUIIIITE ALOT! (AND ALSO THOSE WHO HAVE READ THE COMIC BOOKS WOULD BE ALL “OMG!” BUT THAT’S A SIDE THOUGHT TO THE POINT, HERE)

THAT’S WHY I READ COMICS. SO I CAN IDENTIFY AND COPE WITH REAL LIFE SHIT IN A MEDIUM THAT ISN’T SO REAL! WHY NOT PUT THAT ON THE SCREEN, AT LEAST IN SOME WAY? THROUGHOUT PHASES OF MY LIFE, I HAVE IDENTIFIED WITH TONY’S ALCOHOLISM. I HAVE IDENTIFIED WITH JANET’S RELATIONSHIP/HOME PROBLEMS. I HAVE IDENTIFIED WITH STEVE’S PERCEIVED LOSS OF HIS WHOLE WORLD. 

THESE CHARACTERS GENUINELY MEAN SOMETHING! THEY HAVE REAL PEOPLE SITUATIONS, UNDER ALL THOSE COSTUMES AND ALL THAT DOOFY FICTIONAL BULLSHIT! AND THE WRITING IN EMH WAS SO GOOD, IF THEY WERE GIVEN THE TIME TO DEVELOP IT, IT COULD HAVE BEEN MAGNIFICENT! 

KIDS ARE PEOPLE AND HAVE REAL PEOPLE PROBLEMS. THESE CHARACTERS ARE ROLE MODELS FOR KIDS IN THAT THEY’RE THE GOOD GUYS AND THEY DO GOOD STUFF, BUT WHAT IF YOU SHOWED HOW THEY COPED WITH THE BAD STUFF? 

WHAT IF THEY SHOWED TONY DRINKING A LITTLE TOO MUCH AND HAD AN EPISODE OR EVEN A SCENE WHERE HE WAS TALKED TO BY SOMEONE AND POURED THAT SHIT DOWN THE DRAIN? THEN SOME KID COULD LOOK AT HIS ALCOHOLIC FATHER/MOTHER/PARENT/S, LOOK AT HIS FAVORITE CARTOON, AND BE LIKE “OH, DRINKING THAT MUCH IS BAD! I WON’T DO THAT WHEN I GROW UP. I WANT TO BE LIKE IRON MAN!” AND MAYBE THAT ATTITUDE WILL HELP AND PREVAIL IN THE LONG TERM! 

PEOPLE UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER THESE CHARACTERS HAVE TO WORM THEIR WAYS INTO YOUR HEART AND INTO YOUR MIND! THERE’S BEING A GOOD INFLUENCE, AND THEN THERE’S BEING A GOOD, STRONG, THREE-DIMENSIONAL AND WELL-ROUNDED INFLUENCE. GOOD PEOPLE SOMETIMES FUCK UP AND DO BAD THINGS, OR BAD THINGS HAPPEN ALL ON THEIR OWN TO GOOD PEOPLE, AND KIDS NEED TO SEE HOW THAT SHIT GETS HANDLED IN A POSITIVE WAY! SUPERHEROES ARE A REALLY FUCKING POWERFUL INFLUENCE ON KIDS, BECAUSE KIDS LOVE SUPERHEROES! BECAUSE THEY ARE SUPER HEROES!!!!!!

THIS TURNED INTO A TOTALLY DIFFERENT RANT! HOLY SHIT

BUT ANYWAY YES

IT WOULD HAVE MEANT SO MUCH TO ME AND PROBABLY TO OTHER PEOPLE THAT HAVE EXPERIENCED DOMESTIC VIOLENCE, AS KIDS OR AS PARTNERS OR AS WHATEVER, TO SEE IT BE HANDLED WITH THE DUE RESPECT AND SERIOUSNESS THAT THE SITUATION DESERVES. 

THIS IS ALMOST EXACTLY WHAT I SAID FOR THAT FANTASTIC FOUR CARTOON, THE ONE WHERE THE THING HAD THE “4” SPRAYPAINTED ON HIS CHEST. REED IS AN ASSHOLE, AND THEY NEEDED TO DEVELOP THAT ASSHOLISHNESS AND HANDLE IT ACCORDINGLY. IN THE COMICS, REED HIT SUE TOO! WHAT THE FUCK! HE’S ALWAYS BEEN AN ASSHOLE. I HATE REED SO MUCH IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY. THEY COULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING THERE TOO MAYBE, BUT MAN THAT SHOW WASN’T ANYWHERE NEAR AS RAD AS EMH SO MY HOPES KINDA DIED, BUT THEY COULD HAVE LEGIT DONE IT WITH EMH!!!!! GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!!!

AND EVEN IGNORING MY ~DREAM ARC~ IDEAS, THINK ABOUT IT: THREE OUT OF FOUR OF THE MAIN FEMALE CHARACTERS ON EMH ARE JUST GONE IN THIS NEW ONE

AND ON EMH PEPPER POTTS, MY FIERCE QUEEN, HAD AN APPEARANCE IN QUITE A FEW OF THE IRON MAN-CENTRIC EPISODES. HOW MANY FEMALE SIDE-CHARACTERS WILL BE IN THIS NEW SHOW? AND IF THEY DO SHOW UP, WILL IT ONLY BE AS ARM CANDY TO A SUPERHERO? GOD DAMMIT!

SEE I WOULD LITERALLY DIE IF THEY EVER SHOWED PEPPER POTTS IN HER RESCUE ARMOR KICKING SOME ASS WITH TONY, BUT NOOO THAT WON’T EVER HAPPEN! FUCKKKKKKKKKKK

THE WRITING ON THIS SHOW WAS AWESOME. THEY HANDLED SHIT PRETTY WELL. THE ANIMATION WAS LULZ BUT COME ON, FOCUS ON THE GOOD STUFF. OF WHICH THERE WAS LOTS.

TL;DR FROM FOUR STRONG FEMALE LEADS TO ONE 

THEY DITCH EMH AS SOON AS SHIT GETS GOOD/TOO REAL

WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED 

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

ALSO I’VE HAD A FEW PIMM’S CUPS BUT I FELT LIKE I HAD TO SAY SOMETHING, SO I’M SORRY IF THERE ARE ANY MASSIVE FUCKUPS IN THIS OR IT’S HARD TO FOLLOW AT ALL

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i love jnu

jnu’s great

OMG TY :’) I LOVE YOU TOO GURL <33333333333 WERQ WERQ WERQ 

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I’VE BEEN SUPER ANGRY LATELY ABOUT ALL THE ANTI-FEMINIST BULLSHIT THAT’S BEEN HAPPENING ON THE INTERNET AND IN REAL LIFE AND IN PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING THAT TODAY I DRESSED UP LIKE TANK GIRL TO GO CHILLAX AROUND TOWN AND GENERALLY BE FIERCE

I WORE: USHANKA TIED UP WITH A LEATHER CORD OF FEATHERS WITH AVIATION GOGGLES, BLACK LINES AND A BANDAID ON MY FACE, AVIATOR SUNGLASSES, A YELLOW SCARF, MY MANCHESTER ROAD CLUB SHIRT (WITH A BLACK AND WHITE CHECKERED BRA WHICH WAS WORN OVER THE SHIRT AND LIGHTLY STUFFED FROM UNDER THE SHIRT TO GIVE IT SOME SUPPORT) WITH BLACK LEATHER JACKET WITH BUTTONS AND RED WHITE AND BLUE SUSPENDERS WITH LEATHER BUTTON ATTACHMENTS, GREEN ARMY PANTS WITH SKULL SCARF TIED AROUND LEFT THIGH AND COMBAT BOOTS WITH GREY SOCKS PULLED UP TO JUST UNDER MY KNEES AND TWO WHITE STICKERS THAT I WROTE “FEMINISM IS PUNK ROCK” AND “FUCK SOCIETY’S EXPECTATIONS” ON

I GOT LIKE TEN HIGH-FIVES AND A FREE LATTE FROM A VERY NICE BARISTA BECAUSE ONE IGNORANT FUCKER IN THE CAFE I WAS IN (IT’S BY TRAFALGAR SQUARE, CAN’T REMEMBER THE NAME HERP) WAS LIKE “OMG YOU’RE A MAN??? HOW DARE YOU DRESS LIKE A WOMAN, LIKE A WHORISH PUNK” (HIS ACTUAL WORDS) AND I FLIPPED OUT AND WE FOUGHT PHYSICALLY A LITTLE BUT I WON AND ALL I HAVE TO SHOW FOR IT IS A FEW BRUISES AND A LITTLE CUT BUT THAT’S COOL BECAUSE I ALREADY HAD A BANDAID BECAUSE BANDAIDS ARE PUNK ROCK!!!!!!

SOMEONE WAS GONNA CALL THE POLICE BUT IT WAS TOO LATE, I SCARED HIS STUPID IGNORANT ASS OUT THE DOOR AFTER A GOOD KICK TO THE STOMACH LOL BUT I LIKE LOST IT AND I KEPT SHOUTING AT HIM ABOUT HIS IGNORANCE AND HOW SLUT-SHAMING IS INHERENTLY WRONG AND SO-ON

I DID GET SOME APPLAUSE FROM A FEW PEOPLE WHEN I WAS DONE THOUGH, WHICH WAS A NICE TOUCH LOL

I APOLOGIZED FOR MAYBE FRIGHTENING SOMEONE WITH ALL MY YELLING BUT PEOPLE WERE JUST LIKE “NO YOU ARE RIGHT OMG DO YOU WANT A LATTE????” AND I THINK I MAY HAVE EDUCATED SOME OF MY AUDIENCE OR AT LEAST MADE SOME OF THEM THINK SO IT ENDED REALLY WELL!

MY GOAL IS TO DRESS AS WHAT SOCIETY WILL TRADITIONALLY ASSOCIATE/RECOGNIZE AS FEMALE THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND LITERALLY FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT IF I HAVE TO BECAUSE FUCK GENDER ROLES, FUCK MISOGYNISTS, AND FUCK ALL THE HATERS

I AM GETTING FO REAL WORKED UP ABOUT ALL THIS HORRIBLE SOCIALLY REINFORCED SEXISM/ETC. WHICH IS HAPPENING SO I AM TOTALLY PREPARED TO LEGIT FIGHT SOMEONE IF IT WILL KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO THEIR FUCKING HEADS!!!!! I’M GETTING ALL AGGRO BUT I THINK SINCE I’M FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT IT’S OKAY

I LOVE WEARING TIGHTS BECAUSE THEY LOOK GOOD AND HOLD MY BALLS IN PLACE! SO I’M GOING TO FUCKING WEAR THEM! IN FACT, I WEAR THEM FAIRLY OFTEN, LIKE AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK DEPENDING ON MY OUTFIT, BUT NOW I WANT TO SHOW IT OFF SO PEOPLE CAN MAYBE THINK ABOUT THEIR IGNORANCE AND PREJUDICES! 

TODAY WAS TANK GIRL, TOMORROW IS PEPPER POTTS AS I AM HANDING OUT FLYERS FOR LONDON WORLD LGBTQ+ PRIDE AS I AM A VOLUNTEER FOR THE EVENT AND WE’RE VISITING SOME BUSINESSES IN THE AREA AND I WANT TO LOOK LIKE A PROFESSIONAL, AND PEPPER POTTS IS ONE OF THE FIERCEST BUSINESS WOMEN I CAN THINK OF! THE BEST PART: MY BOYFRIEND IS COMING WITH ME AND I PLAN TO KISS AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE (WHICH I DO ANYWAY BUT NOW I’M PROVING A POINT!)

IF YOU’RE TRANS/GENDERQUEER/ANY KIND OF GENDER IDENTITY AND/OR EXPRESSION VARIATION YOU CAN BE FEMINIST! IF YOU ARE A ~MAN~ YOU CAN WEAR ~WOMEN’S~ CLOTHING, IT’S OKAY, TAKE A DEEEEEEEP BREATHHHHH AND JUST WEAR THOSE TIGHTS BECAUSE DUDE THEY ARE SUPER GREAT AT KEEPING BALLS IN PLACE AND THEY LOOK AWESOME! CROSSDRESSING GAY KISSING HAPPENS MORE THAN YOU THINK, LOOK IT’S HAPPENING RIGHT HERE, AND THAT’S OKAY! NOBODY IS DYING, NOBODY HAS SET OFF A NUCLEAR WEAPON, IT’S OKAY! I AM CROSSDRESSING AND KISSING MY BOYFRIEND AND THAT’S OKAY BECAUSE I LOVE HIM AND THESE TIGHTS LOOK GREAT WITH THIS PENCIL SKIRT!!!!!!

UH OH I’M ON A RANT AGAIN HERE WE GO

I JUST WANT TO GET THE CHANCE TO TELL IGNORANT SHITHEADS TO THEIR FACES THAT, YOU KNOW, WOMEN ARE NOT YOUR PROPERTY, WOMEN ARE NOT YOUR PETS, WOMEN ARE NOT A PRIZE, WOMEN ARE NOT ALWAYS YOUR PERSONAL IDEAL! WOMEN’S RIGHTS, WOMEN’S CHOICES, AND WOMEN’S PERSONAL STYLES AND APPEARANCES ARE NOBODY ELSE’S BUSINESS, EVER, NO EXCUSES! WOMEN DO NOT EXIST TO BE JUDGED, WOMEN DO NOT EXIST TO BE TREATED AS SECOND-CLASS FOR WHATEVER FUCKED UP REASON YOU WILL TRY TO INVENT. WOMEN ARE, I KNOW THIS IS HARD TO COMPREHEND FOR SHITHEADS OUT THERE, BUT WOMEN ARE HUMANS JUST LIKE MEN! AND THIS DOESN’T EVEN BEGIN TO TOUCH UPON TRANS* AND QUEER VARIATIONS OF BOTH GENDERS, WOW THIS MUST BE GETTING REALLY DIFFICULT FOR IGNORANT SHITHEADS OUT THERE! GUESS WHAT? THERE ARE EVEN PEOPLE OUTSIDE THE CONVENTIONAL, TRADITIONAL GENDER SCHEME! THERE ARE THIRD-GENDERS AND TWO-SPIRITS AND MAN I COULD TALK ABOUT THIS FOREVER!

SO YOU KNOW, THIS MEANS MEN CAN HAVE BABIES AND HAVE BREASTS AND WOMEN CAN HAVE PENISES! QUICK, EVACUATE ALL SHITHEADS TO THE UNDERGROUND BUNKERS AND GIVE THEM THEIR MOST CHERISHED POSSESSIONS: THEIR 1950s MOVIE COLLECTIONS! LET’S JUST, YOU KNOW WHAT, LET’S JUST LOCK THE FUCKING DOOR BEHIND THEM! 

OKAY OKAY I HAVE TO BREATHE I HAVE TO GO GET DINNER WITH MY BF

BUT OH MY GOD I HAVE THE PERFECT PENCIL SKIRT FOR MY PEPPER POTTS OUTFIT!!!!!!! I AM FUCKING EXCITED 

YEAHHHH FEELIN GOOD FEELIN GORGEOUS (BECAUSE I AM)

TL;DR GIO IS AN ANGRY FEMINIST 

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YOU AND WHO’S FUCKIN ARMY?!

and now in glorious technicolour…

Poster for GLASGOW COMIC CON with the Avengers, TANKIE, and 2000ad!


30th June - 1st July 2012 

Who’s gonna fuck with us huh?

XXX Ruf… SGDM

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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so I haven’t slept in like 30 hours at least

I’m wearing nothing but a pair of union jack tights and a union jack bra that is stuffed with cheap tea bags and some black knee-high boots that have a phone number written on them in silver marker (I will have to call later, as I do not remember any of this happening or where I got these clothes- they might actually be mine, double reverse surprise!) and I’m not sober enough yet to fully understand what my hair is doing

I have consumed so much Pimm’s I think my blood is at least 30% pure alcohol and I have eaten nothing but crumpets (my boyfriend actually made the crumpets, which I’m sure was difficult as we have been continuously drunk for at least three days) and I think I had a salad that was really just lettuce sprinkled over a slice of pizza at one point and like ten thousand bottles of water we accumulated along the way

I vaguely remember throwing up somewhere but I wasn’t the only one so there’s that

I went to the free giant concert thing but I can’t remember it- all I can remember is lots of people around and some cool lights and I think I had a sparkler in my hand but it’s like total disassociation, I can remember the sparkler and see it in my mind but the physical memory is gone so I don’t even know if that really happened or what

I went to a drag show and then stuck around for the after-party and then went to another drag show and went to the after-party for that and I have so much body glitter and makeup in my hair from all these after-parties that I look like a homeless david bowie circa 1985, I mean what is happening with my hair right now, I don’t know

I finally blacked out from 5 AM to about 9 AM this morning, but I don’t want to do anything until I’m sure I don’t have alcohol poisoning, so I’m just chilling until I can go take a shower without passing out in there or something

someone drew in pen on my arm this awesome egon schiele-looking naked dude and I don’t have the heart to wash it off so I’m just kinda staring at my arm at this weird angle, I wish I knew who the artist was so I could say thanks but for all I know he’s floating face-down in the Thames right now like I probably should be, lol

my boyfriend is in a similar state, but he woke up wearing only a paper mask of the queen’s face over his junk with one union jack sock on his left foot and some sex pistols lyrics written on his chest in really bad handwriting with a pastry stuck to the side of his head; I think it was a strudel of some sort, it took like five minutes to pull it off of his face

at one point during the night we got separated, so no matter what there will be at least an hour or two that we will never recover from our shared harddrives, but it’s cool, we found each other after the second tequila shot at Escape so it all worked out

oh yeah and we woke up and the neighborhood cat was in our flat! I named him Heimdall, because he sees all, and he had no name tag. we gave him lots of milk and he went on his friendly way~ I like to think that he was making sure we hadn’t died

I had to go get the mail today because I was the most dressed out of everyone and our neighbors were having a picnic on the porch and they freaked the fuck out but I was too tired/not sober enough to deal with them so I was just like “hey” and then I went back inside

and as I closed the door, I could hear a muffled voice go 

"holy shit"

also my boyfriend just came in to take a teabag out of my bra 

englishhhh breakfastttttt

this is what I imagine pickles from dethklok feels like every day

this is the fucking best thing ever, like, incredible

the best part is we’re going to do some damage control and then go out for another night of jubilee partying

god save the queen

edit: OH YEAH AND I FORGOT TO MENTION ALL THE RAIN HAS JUST MELDED THE GLITTER AND MAKEUP AND ANY SPILLED ALCOHOL CREATING THIS MEMBRANE-LIKE, ZENTAI-SUIT SORT OF EXTERNAL SKIN MADE OF PURE PARTY 

I SMELL LIKE A PIMM’S CUP IN THE BACKSEAT OF A MOLDY CHEVROLET 

SO ENJOY THAT, I GUESS